…it was nice knowing ya. Not sure what the problem is, but Winterboard will clog your iPhone after a few days to the point where it takes minutes to reboot, and every single time I installed a jailbreak app that required the springboard to restart, it would boot into safe mode. Every single time.
So I uninstalled Winterboard and every thing associated with it and now my iPhone is Teh Snappy ™. So now on the lockscreen I use another jailbreak app called Springtomize to make it look like this: